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Question to discuss:
What do you do for living?


Stranger 2: NEET my fucking ass off
Stranger 1: be hot.
Stranger 1: wear cute clothes
Stranger 1: make-up.
Stranger 1: scam
Stranger 2: so... instathot?
Stranger 1: nah, im not too popular on ig
Stranger 1: twitter and tumblr
Stranger 2: fair enough.
Stranger 1: ill take e-hoe tho
Stranger 2: I remember tumblr being a cesspool.
Stranger 2: especially after they banned porn.
Stranger 2: that was literally the only reason to go there, imo
Stranger 1: ive only known the ship side of tumblr and the hoe side, which is now
Stranger 2: I'm not really involved with any of it.
Stranger 2: I made a vow 15-some years ago to never sign up for anything.
Stranger 1: 15 years ago?
Stranger 2: yeah, I'm ancient.
Stranger 1: ok but same
Stranger 1: not really but yes
Stranger 1: i hate twitter tho. and instagram went downhill when they changed their algorithm
Stranger 2: twitter is censorship central
Stranger 2: and I didn't know that about insta.
Stranger 2: isn't insta owned by faceberg or google or someone now?
Stranger 1: i have three double digit followers but my posts only get two digits and they shadow ban me when i make fun of men
Stranger 1: *three digit followers oops
Stranger 2: interesting... I figured you'd get a blue check mark for that, not a shadowban.
Stranger 1: twitter is full of edgy devils advocate white men and it’s annoying
Stranger 2: the blue check mark of validation.
Stranger 1: it’s owned by facebook
Stranger 2: yeah, thought so.
Stranger 2: those companies are gobbling up everything
Stranger 1: hive has potential
Stranger 2: gotta control the "airwaves" as it were
Stranger 1: so im gonna post more on there
Stranger 2: makes sense, if you have more freedom of content.
Stranger 2: for now, anyway.
Stranger 2: it always changes when places get big
Stranger 2: many such cases.
Stranger 1: it’s like instagram and myspace, you can put a header and music on your profile
Stranger 1: and the explore page is pretty neat
Stranger 2: I remember myspace from wayyyyy back.
Stranger 1: i was still too young for myspace
Stranger 2: back in those days I ran my own website and had a mailing list with my friends.
Stranger 2: shitposting on my own private forum circa 2004.
Stranger 2: good times.
Stranger 2: the internet was so much more free back then
Stranger 1: 2004? oof
Stranger 2: would you rather I talk about the 90s? haha
Stranger 2: AOL and dial-up modems?
Stranger 2: told you, I am ancient.
Stranger 1: can i guess your age
Stranger 2: if you want.
Stranger 1: all of my siblings are older so
Stranger 1: hmm
Stranger 1: id say
Stranger 2: all of mine are younger, neat.
Stranger 1: and don’t get offended when i guess
Stranger 2: nah
Stranger 1: 32?
Stranger 2: I wish I was still that young.
Stranger 1: what
Stranger 1: really
Stranger 1: 36?
Stranger 2: I was shitposting on AOL in 1994.
Stranger 1: omg
Stranger 2: yeaaah..
Stranger 1: 78-80? birth years, btw
Stranger 2: that's about right yeah.
Stranger 2: good enough for carbon dating.
Stranger 2: heh
Stranger 1: big oof
Stranger 1: you’re not that old tho if you know about shitposting when you’re in your 40s
Stranger 1: im not doing the math, if im wrong
Stranger 2: I do keep up with the times in some ways.
Stranger 2: however, I do not have a smartphone
Stranger 2: and pretty much refuse to get one.
Stranger 1: why not :(
Stranger 2: too many things I don't like about them
Stranger 1: look at all the pretty colors the iphone 11 has
Stranger 2: touchscreens, size, tracking, operating them...
Stranger 2: I will admit they are convenient as hell in a jam.
Stranger 2: but in my 99% day-to-day I have no need for one.
Stranger 2: if people need to reach me, call or text my flip phone. simple as.
Stranger 1: literally the only reason i use a smartphone is for the camera
Stranger 1: ok im lying
Stranger 1: but still
Stranger 2: you can get cameras on flip phones
Stranger 2: not as high quality, but still
Stranger 2: bluetooth that shit over to a lappy and you're golden
Stranger 1: hmm, shitty bright photo quality is in tho so i mean
Stranger 2: haha
Stranger 2: A E S T H E T I C
Stranger 1: but like texting and stuff im not fucking pushing a button 4 times to type an s
Stranger 2: T9 reduces that considerably.
Stranger 2: it's basically auto-fill
Stranger 2: hit zero to cycle thru
Stranger 2: slower, yes, but not as bad as ABC
Stranger 1: that’s too much when i can literally press the s key on my phone rn
Stranger 1: guess my age
Stranger 2: mid 20s
Stranger 2: maybe 27-28
Stranger 1: im extremely offended
Stranger 1: lmao
Stranger 2: nah, you're near all my sisters age for sure.
Stranger 2: they're mid 20s
Stranger 1: im almost there
Stranger 1: 23
Stranger 2: fair enough.
Stranger 2: so you were born when I was finishing high school
Stranger 2: roughly.
Stranger 1: sounds about right
Stranger 2: I didn't stay in school until I was 18
Stranger 1: that’s weird
Stranger 2: I cut out early and started working.
Stranger 2: then went to college a few years later.
Stranger 1: but my youngest older half brother is a few years older than you
Stranger 2: my youngest sibling is older than you
Stranger 1: i bombed college and im not looking forward to going back
Stranger 2: so tighter grouping with our clan, I guess.
Stranger 2: you're not missing much, tbh, college that is
Stranger 2: these days it's an immense waste of time and money.
Stranger 2: it honestly wasn't even that great when I went
Stranger 2: I was just ahead of the wave of things trending to shit with all my education
Stranger 1: which is why im not going back. i have no interest in working or a career
Stranger 2: fortunately, I guess.
Stranger 2: can't blame anyone for that line of thinking right now
Stranger 1: what’d you major in?
Stranger 2: engineering.
Stranger 1: ew
Stranger 2: yeah, it was rough
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 2: but I made it through
Stranger 1: all the guys ive talked to are either in engineering or film studies
Stranger 2: like women and nursing or psychology
Stranger 2: or finance
Stranger 2: it's what happens
Stranger 1: that was a read bc mine was psychology
Stranger 2: just retained information from an infographic
Stranger 2: I remember which fields are male dominated and female dominated
Stranger 1: then my parents told me why would anyone take advice or listen to a crazy person and i haven’t attended college since
Stranger 2: not bad advice, really.
Stranger 1: that’s not true i dropped out bc i fucking hated authority and schoolwork
Stranger 2: your parents, I mean... solid advice...
Stranger 2: why listen to a known crazy person
Stranger 1: im perfect w a one or two minor flaws im not crazy
Stranger 2: but, then again, is crazy an objective quality?
Stranger 2: wait...
Stranger 2: I thought your parents were talking about teachers.
Stranger 1: lmao
Stranger 2: that's what I was referring to
Stranger 2: whoops
Stranger 2: no wonder you were going the way you were
Stranger 1: what do u mean?
Stranger 2: Stranger: im perfect w a one or two minor flaws im not crazy
Stranger 2: Stranger: that’s not true i dropped out bc i fucking hated authority and schoolwork
Stranger 1: couldn’t you have fixed the typo
Stranger 2: nah, lazy
Stranger 1: same
Stranger 2: anyway.
Stranger 1: it’s funny by since im the youngest my parents really thought i was gonna brake the chain and be the first college graduate
Stranger 1: they fucking thought
Stranger 1: yeah anyways i dont want to talk about school anymore
Stranger 2: I'm the only college graduate of all my siblings, and all of my blood related cousins I think.
Stranger 2: and yeah.
Stranger 1: my cousins went to college but they don’t count bc i don’t associate w them
Stranger 1: do you have a family of your own
Stranger 2: no
Stranger 1: do you want one
Stranger 2: no
Stranger 1: mood
Stranger 2: mood?
Stranger 1: well not really if i ever do get w a billionaire id want the money to be passed down to a child or two
Stranger 1: as in “same”
Stranger 2: oh, new usage to me
Stranger 1: you’re welcome
Stranger 2: /nod
Stranger 1: ask me a question
Stranger 2: on the spot like that, hmm
Stranger 1: aren’t you curious bc i am
Stranger 1: literally ask me anything
Stranger 1: except school and math
Stranger 2: so you get money from your online profiles right?
Stranger 1: yup!
Stranger 1: i work irl as well
Stranger 2: oh, ok
Stranger 2: what's your day job like?
Stranger 1: i thought it was going to turn to “do you like it up the ass” tbh
Stranger 2: please, I'm not thirsty.
Stranger 1: i work at a daycare w my sister
Stranger 2: right on.
Stranger 2: you like kids, but want to be able to send them home, right?
Stranger 2: I understand completely.
Stranger 1: yes.
Stranger 1: im very maternal actually. i treat my full blooded nephew and niece like my own kids
Stranger 2: I can probably guess, but what do you reach for musically?
Stranger 1: literally anything and everything
Stranger 2: so if I were to throw nordic black metal your way?
Stranger 1: and i know thats such a cliche and basic answer
Stranger 1: but i can go from ray orbison to kendrick lamar to the spongebob soundtrack real quick
Stranger 2: I'm reminded of the "everything but rap and country" meme...
Stranger 1: id give it a listen
Stranger 2: that's fair and mostly unexpected.
Stranger 2: gravely vocals and blast beats turn so many people off.
Stranger 1: actually scratch that i want to use a diff tag line
Stranger 1: hold on
Stranger 1: Requiem 11: Dies Irae to nicki minaj to the spongebob soundtrack real quick*
Stranger 1: that’s better
Stranger 1: i used to be into metal/screamo back in middle school/high school
Stranger 2: I've got some stuff like that.
Stranger 2: but then you get into female vocals and 48 piece orchestras and synth work...
Stranger 2: there's a lot of variety
Stranger 2: "metal: it's not just screamo anymore"
Stranger 2: :)
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 1: actually i only listened to screamo
Stranger 1: wait what are examples of metal bands
Stranger 2: I've got all kinds of weird shit. You remember Pandora back in the day? Like... 2007 2008-ish
Stranger 1: uhhh
Stranger 1: yes!
Stranger 1: i hated it lol
Stranger 2: I would put in the most obscure shit for station...
Stranger 2: and expand it out
Stranger 2: I found sooooooo much good stuff back then
Stranger 1: pandora gave me san cisco and arctic monkeys so
Stranger 1: god i just got off an arctic monkeys rabbithole on yt
Stranger 1: wish i’d seen them live ):
Stranger 2: I remember getting into strange rabbitholes on yt
Stranger 2: not necessarily musical, but yeah.
Stranger 2: videos with 350 views kinda shit
Stranger 1: i used to get into horror/paranormal/true crime
Stranger 1: i dont anymore i get scared easily
Stranger 2: I've never been into those genres.
Stranger 1: *rabbitholes i mean
Stranger 1: uh why
Stranger 2: never interested me.
Stranger 1: or bc you’re a scaredy cat
Stranger 2: think what you want
Stranger 1: so you agree w me
Stranger 2: no
Stranger 2: I just don't care enough to bother.
Stranger 1: sounds like something a scaredy-cat would say
Stranger 1: i watched the woman in the window the other day
Stranger 1: while i was house sitting by myself and it freaked me out
Stranger 2: I dunno, I guess I'm just more into vidya than watching something like that.
Stranger 2: I prefer to be doing something instead of waiting to be jump startled or put into existential crisis.
Stranger 1: im the exact opposite
Stranger 1: id rather not do anything at all
Stranger 1: anyways it was not even a horror movie it was a psychological thriller
Stranger 2: I mean fuck, if I want to go into existential crisis, all I gotta do is read the news.
Stranger 1: agoraphobe who witnesses her neighbor get murdered
Stranger 2: I suppose that's different then.
Stranger 1: im easier. if i want to go into an existential crisis id just be alone w my fucking thoughts for once
Stranger 2: oh, that too... that too...
Stranger 2: it's why I try to keep busy.
Stranger 2: on some project or something
Stranger 1: same, we are healthy individuals
Stranger 1: how tall are you
Stranger 2: I'm over 6ft by a few inches.
Stranger 2: 3 or 4 depending on the time of day
Stranger 1: that’s hot
Stranger 2: it is what it is I guess, but no complaints, yeah.
Stranger 1: if you were shorter than 5’10 i would’ve disconnected
Stranger 2: hahaha
Stranger 2: manlets, haha
Stranger 1: actually the shorter they are the funnier they are so that’s not true, i like short men as well
Stranger 1: gotta make up for their lack of height
Stranger 2: I've got long hair too, is that a problem?
Stranger 1: no that’s hot
Stranger 1: straight wavy or curly?
Stranger 2: again, usually not a problem, I've found. straight.
Stranger 1: how long
Stranger 1: if it’s longer than mine im gonna scream
Stranger 2: been letting it grow for 5 years now, so well past mid back
Stranger 1: fuck you
Stranger 2: probably close to 3ft
Stranger 1: i just cut my hair so it’s shorter than yours ):
Stranger 2: yeah, I refuse to cut my hair at this point
Stranger 2: been that way for some time
Stranger 1: i had to my dead ends were horrible and the shedding fed my anxiety
Stranger 2: despite my father's bantz
Stranger 1: enough about you let’s talk about me
Stranger 2: split ends aren't a huge problem for me.
Stranger 2: alright.
Stranger 1: have some manners and as me me height as well ://
Stranger 1: *ask me my
Stranger 2: well how tall are ya then?
Stranger 1: 5’2
Stranger 2: you're a tiny thing
Stranger 1: i know
Stranger 2: let me guess... size 2 or 3?
Stranger 1: no i wish i was skinny
Stranger 1: but im not fat either
Stranger 1: or however you consider fat to be
Stranger 2: fat requires a lot of chub, imo
Stranger 1: the fatphobia is jumping out yikes. thx society
Stranger 2: looking like cushing's syndrome on the face and all.
Stranger 2: that's fat
Stranger 2: but having a bit of padding and flab, nah.
Stranger 1: im what society deems as “thick”
Stranger 2: oh, I need to do some copypasta
Stranger 2: one moment.
Stranger 1: you dont know what thick means lmao
Stranger 2: 乇乂ㄒ尺卂　ㄒ卄丨匚匚
Stranger 2: there we go
Stranger 1: oh lmao
Stranger 1: that me
Stranger 1: whenever i reject a man tho they always call me fat so idk what i an
Stranger 1: *am
Stranger 2: sour grapes.
Stranger 2: I usually just walk away, meh.
Stranger 2: not worth the butthurt.
Stranger 2: so do you like to walk, drive, explore or are you a homebody?
Stranger 1: my hair was at the top of my butt but i cut it off and it’s at my?
Stranger 1: past the shoulders
Stranger 1: almost mid back, and wavy
Stranger 2: wavy, what color?
Stranger 1: real dark brown
Stranger 1: what color is your hair?
Stranger 2: dirty blonde...
Stranger 2: it was platinum blonde when I was kid
Stranger 2: too much indoors methinks.
Stranger 1: im extremely introverted, but i do like to go out only to look like a hoe and drink
Stranger 1: that’s cute
Stranger 2: yeah, I'm pretty solitary myself, but I can be quite charming if need be.
Stranger 2: social engagement usually doesn't bother me.
Stranger 1: im in the middle between i try not to say anything to anyone the entire day, and shaking my ass and acting a fool
Stranger 1: it tires me out
Stranger 1: wait actually
Stranger 1: i can talk all day and i talk a lot, but id rather not talk to anyone at all bc ppl bore me
Stranger 2: I'm guilty of that last part.
Stranger 2: maintaining relationships is... not something I do well
Stranger 2: I regularly go months without talking to anyone if I live alone.
Stranger 1: im a flake, i have a handful of real friends but they’re all thru the internet/ and long distance
Stranger 2: bt;dt
Stranger 1: everyone who ive met irl i dropped them from my lives
Stranger 1: except this one girl actually
Stranger 2: I have one person outside of my family and their friends that I talk to.
Stranger 2: known her for about 12 years now
Stranger 2: and even then, we send each other an e-mail every month or two.
Stranger 2: nbd
Stranger 1: 12 years that’s a lot of tension, were you guys ever a thing
Stranger 2: yeah
Stranger 2: friends for a while
Stranger 2: then banged
Stranger 2: then back to friends
Stranger 1: how come you guys didn’t grow into something more
Stranger 2: too different
Stranger 1: i see
Stranger 2: and my usual excuse "I moved away"
Stranger 1: you’re such a dick
Stranger 1: lmao
Stranger 2: what do you mean?
Stranger 2: I literally had to move away both times that has happened.
Stranger 1: OH
Stranger 2: the first I asked her to come with me
Stranger 1: i thought that was a made up lie as an excuse
Stranger 2: and she declined to I dumped her ass that day
Stranger 1: my bad
Stranger 1: ok nvm back to you being a dick
Stranger 2: retraction accepted, thank you.
Stranger 2: no, I'm always up front.
Stranger 2: I don't fucking ghost people like that.
Stranger 2: I said to this one girl after a month... you still wanna do this? "No" okay, cool. bye.
Stranger 1: same, but i like the attention so i tiptoe around
Stranger 2: it's just not a big deal to me.
Stranger 2: maybe I'm just autistic, I dunno
Stranger 1: a relationship should be 50/50. my partner has to be up front, and im passive aggressive and dramatic
Stranger 1: i took an online autism test the other day
Stranger 2: orly?
Stranger 2: how'd ya do?
Stranger 1: hold on let me check my score agajn
Stranger 2: W E A P O N I Z E D A U T I S M
Stranger 1: wow i gotta clear out my photo album
Stranger 2: that bad, eh?
Stranger 1: 30/50. asperger’s syndrome
Stranger 2: I reckon I'm not far off that mark.
Stranger 1: what’s your myers personality type
Stranger 2: My problem is, I don't know if it's necessarily I can't "be normal" or if I simply don't want to.
Stranger 2: that's the INTJ thing, right?
Stranger 1: yes!
Stranger 1: my aquarius moon screams that
Stranger 2: it varies beteen INTJ and INTP
Stranger 1: i fucking knew it
Stranger 2: depending on how much of an asshole I want to be.
Stranger 1: im infp
Stranger 1: the guy that im into rn is intp
Stranger 2: it's a solid way to be, imo
Stranger 2: thinkers
Stranger 1: he’s getting on my nerves tho he’s not obsessed w me
Stranger 2: you'd hate my guts for sure, hahah
Stranger 1: thinkers are ew.
Stranger 1: us crybabies 👌🏼
Stranger 2: >drake.jpg
Stranger 1: if u cant see the emoji it’s the okie dokie hand signal
Stranger 2: I can
Stranger 1: just making sure since you’re a 18th century man w no iphone
Stranger 2: most unicode will show up in my browser.
Stranger 1: why would i hate your guts
Stranger 2: there's a few that I have to look up manually.
Stranger 2: thinker and I would starve you of attention so much once I figured out it annoyed you.
Stranger 2: I'm such a fucking tease.
Stranger 1: but you are obsessed w me
Stranger 1: and soon he will be too
Stranger 2: *pat pat*
Stranger 1: i just move too fast we’ve only been talking for a few months lmao
Stranger 2: I've jumped into bed with girls literally within hours.
Stranger 2: try to avoid that, but it happens sometimes.
Stranger 2: I'm so irresistible
Stranger 2: pffft
Stranger 1: i can’t do that, i need to know the person at least a month
Stranger 2: I kid
Stranger 1: or a few weeks
Stranger 2: I commend you on that.
Stranger 2: good way to be.
Stranger 1: i can’t fuck without feelings 😔
Stranger 2: right?
Stranger 1: that’s not true i can
Stranger 2: for me it's familiarity
Stranger 2: I can hate her guts, but if I've been around her long enough... everything works down there.
Stranger 2: I've hate fucked some girls in my time, hah.
Stranger 1: that’s hot
Stranger 1: i think the guy im infatuated w is too sub or shy about sex
Stranger 2: it happens.
Stranger 2: I've known a few like that.
Stranger 1: this is what happens when u talk to ppl younger than you 🙄
Stranger 1: he’s only a year younger lol
Stranger 2: confidence really is the key to everything, it's crazy.
Stranger 1: what’s your cut off age at fucking
Stranger 2: low or high?
Stranger 1: both
Stranger 2: Low: I don't think I can pull 18-19 any more, I typically stick with 21 because alcohol, but 25 if it's going to be anything serious.
Stranger 2: High... 50 if she's taken care of herself...
Stranger 2: for me it's kind of a sliding scale...
Stranger 2: I'm more critical of personality at younger ages, and physical attributes at older ages.
Stranger 1: so you would fuck me, is the most important thing ive got from that
Stranger 1: i can only date a year younger and
Stranger 2: tons of other factors play into that, but agewise, you're fine.
Stranger 1: and
Stranger 1: older? idk i guess it depends on how much money he has and is he giving it to me
Stranger 2: another reason for you to not like me, hahaha
Stranger 1: but that would be like 45+
Stranger 2: ah, ok then
Stranger 1: id fuck you
Stranger 2: nice to be wanted. heh heh
Stranger 1: but you’re not obsessed w me so probably not
Stranger 2: ;)
Stranger 1: lmao
Stranger 2: told ya, I'm not thirsty.
Stranger 1: or fuck you until you get obsessed w me then leave you
Stranger 1: depends on the game ive chosen
Stranger 2: like chess?
Stranger 1: ew not like chess
Stranger 2: hahaha
Stranger 2: yeah, I'm so anti-drama
Stranger 2: I've dumped girls for shit testing me more than once.
Stranger 1: oh now you’ll DEFINITELY hate my guts
Stranger 2: perhaps.
Stranger 1: i love drama. i live for drama
Stranger 2: but that means hate fucking, right?
Stranger 1: definitely
Stranger 2: fire and ice or some shit.
Stranger 2: /shrug
Stranger 1: i gotta make sure my partner still has emotions by testing them
Stranger 1: and it’s boring when things are going smoothly
Stranger 2: I look at relationships as a complement to my life, not life itself.
Stranger 2: if it's too much of a problem, I let it go.
Stranger 2: it's not something I want to... stress over
Stranger 1: well you’re no fun
Stranger 2: I've got plenty of other things to do with my time.
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 2: There was a time where I was that way.
Stranger 2: not so much now.
Stranger 1: im kidding im not THAT toxic.
Stranger 2: I get more and more stoic with each year.
Stranger 1: i guess im just young
Stranger 2: that may be part of it, and I'm sure you are exaggerating a bit... nbd.
Stranger 2: I know what you mean, I'm old
Stranger 2: I've met your archetype before.
Stranger 2: I know how to deal with it.
Stranger 1: so you agree you can handle and deal me
Stranger 1: and what’s my archetype?
Stranger 2: the validation and drama type
Stranger 2: I knew this right away when you talked about your online profiles.
Stranger 1: LMAO
Stranger 1: i just want everyone to be obsessed w me is that too much to ask
Stranger 2: of someone like me? yes.
Stranger 1: you’re still talking to me even though u hate me so that’s SOME kind of obsession
Stranger 1: \\disconnects
Stranger 2: haha
Stranger 2: you're interesting enough, I'll give you that.
Stranger 1: duh 😌
Stranger 2: and I never said I hated you.
Stranger 2: I guess our definition of obsession may be different.
Stranger 1: it’s either or you hate or you’re obsessed w me
Stranger 2: you're the entertainment at present time... if you want to call that obsessed, ok.
Stranger 1: 😇
Stranger 1: fuck i lost my left airpod
Stranger 2: I've got my Klipsch in
Stranger 1: what’s a klipsch
Stranger 2: entry level ear buds that cost me $70
Stranger 2: and they aren't even wireless.
Stranger 1: $70 for wired???
Stranger 1: that’s a robbery
Stranger 2: they have some that cost about 200 wired.
Stranger 2: I'm an audiophile
Stranger 1: ew stop
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 2: they are reaaaaaaaaaaallly good tho
Stranger 1: these are my first apple brand airpods
Stranger 2: you've seen those base cannons in cars? they've got the same type of thing in these.
Stranger 1: ive had like 10 sets of knock off ones before buying these
Stranger 2: the bass is sooooo full, you don't get that tinny shitty noise and distortion like other buds
Stranger 1: i like bass a lot too but i just hate the way ear buds make my ears feel
Stranger 2: I hear ya there.
Stranger 2: I keep a set of over ear and on ear phones nearby
Stranger 2: I wish I had gotten some of those Bose mf-ers when I had money.
Stranger 1: i want dre beats bc rose gold
Stranger 2: I've not heard good things about beats.
Stranger 1: really? the colors are cute ):
Stranger 2: my thought is you're paying for the name etc.
Stranger 2: I mean if color and name are what you want, great.
Stranger 2: it's just not for me.
Stranger 1: as someone who likes money and attention im not big on brand names
Stranger 2: I tend to scout things out before I make a purchase.
Stranger 1: which is why it took me this long to get the real airpods
Stranger 2: more so if it is a big purchase, like a car.
Stranger 1: the only big brand items i have are purses/wallets, and shoes
Stranger 1: that’ll change tho once i get rich
Stranger 2: certainly.
Stranger 2: people spend on what is important to them, no doubt
Stranger 1: bro big brand makeup is such a scam
Stranger 1: the only big brands that are worth the money are charlotte tillbury and
Stranger 1: fuck i forgot her name
Stranger 1: a british women of color
Stranger 2: would you mind if I step away for a minute?
Stranger 1: all that yves saint laurent
Stranger 2: need to afk for a sec
Stranger 1: i do mind
Stranger 1: kidding
Stranger 1: go ahead
Stranger 2: :)
Stranger 2: right
Stranger 2: thanks
Stranger 2: you must have afk too
Stranger 1: nope
Stranger 1: am here i was just spooked bc i thought i heard something
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 2: hearing noises, eh?
Stranger 1: uh no they’re real
Stranger 1: they’re just outside legit noises that aren’t at all scary
Stranger 2: most of the ones I hear are as well...
Stranger 1: stop
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 2: :)
Stranger 1: i still
Stranger 1: have to sleep w some lwhat of a light on
Stranger 2: ever hear a coyote howl about 50 feet away from where you're sleeping before?
Stranger 1: pls stop
Stranger 1: no i haven’t
Stranger 1: and i pray that i dont
Stranger 2: they're harmless alone, packs you gotta worry
Stranger 1: which is the animal that makes that woman screaming sound
Stranger 1: mountain lion?
Stranger 2: dunno
Stranger 1: oh
Stranger 2: never heard it described like that before
Stranger 1: well there’s an animal who makes that sound and it’s terrifying
Stranger 1: or a fox?
Stranger 2: my guess would be canine or feline, yeah
Stranger 2: possibly an owl
Stranger 1: oh wow
Stranger 2: or a night bird of some kind
Stranger 1: one time we heard a baby cry @ 3 am
Stranger 1: but it was just a female fat in heat
Stranger 1: *cat lol
Stranger 2: I've heard owls make some strange noises... turns out it was a mating call.
Stranger 1: what does it sound like?
Stranger 2: typical "hoo hoo" but in the form of a cackle like laugh
Stranger 1: reading that gave me chills
Stranger 1: i want to vomit now
Stranger 2: not into nature much, or?
Stranger 1: i am i actually would love to live a recluse life out in the middle of a forest
Stranger 2: I've done it.
Stranger 1: but i hate the night and all the animals that thrive in it
Stranger 2: meh, most are harmless... the ones that aren't, just shoot em if they bother ya.
Stranger 2: around here, there's maybe two things I'd not want to run into
Stranger 1: what’s that?
Stranger 2: a pack of coyotes and bobcats
Stranger 1: don’t bobcats meow
Stranger 1: they’re cute (:
Stranger 2: they may do
Stranger 2: never seen one
Stranger 2: never heard one either, they are super reclusive
Stranger 2: only hear like third hand stories about sightings...
Stranger 2: like they're bigfoot or some shit
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 1: wait so where do you live?
Stranger 2: they're pretty rare, but it is pretty developed in most areas.
Stranger 2: midwest.
Stranger 1: oh so the less important parts of the u.s
Stranger 2: >thatsbait.gif
Stranger 1: i can’t even name a single mid western state
Stranger 1: i live on the west coast
Stranger 1: im sure u can guess where
Stranger 2: of course you do.
Stranger 1: lmao
Stranger 2: same as my 12 year friend.
Stranger 1: what’s that supposed to mean >:/
Stranger 2: I lived in socal for a few months with her.
Stranger 2: I'm old, I know things.
Stranger 2: I had you sized up within 5 minutes. ;)
Stranger 1: is it bc of my narcissism and attention seeking
Stranger 1: shut up
Stranger 1: no u dont ://
Stranger 2: :)
Stranger 1: but guess where in california
Stranger 2: I doubt central valley or bakersfield deserty land
Stranger 1: if you get it right you have me figured out
Stranger 2: I want to say OC
Stranger 1: perfectly
Stranger 1: first off you suck, you lost
Stranger 2: what's the main highway from SF to LA
Stranger 1: second, i never want to be ever associated with socal
Stranger 2: what is it, socal would say THE 5, and norcal would say ROUTE 5
Stranger 2: or some such shit as that
Stranger 1: i know nothing about directions or highways
Stranger 1: so ifk
Stranger 1: *idk
Stranger 2: alrighty then
Stranger 1: but i live in the bay area
Stranger 2: so you'll be relying on my sense of direction then.
Stranger 1: u were so off
Stranger 2: good to know, we won't fight over that
Stranger 1: obviously
Stranger 1: lmao
Stranger 1: honestly id probably still pick a fight over it
Stranger 2: and I would go right on ignoring you...lol
Stranger 1: lmao
Stranger 2: in my head I'd be like, "STFU BITCH, U DONT KNOW SHIT"
Stranger 1: it’s about me being right even if i’m in the wrong, im still somewhat if not all right
Stranger 2: but I'd just happily plod along showing you nothing.
Stranger 1: you’d call me a bitch ):
Stranger 1: lmao
Stranger 2: oh, I might pull out another word I reserve for really malignant women.
Stranger 1: what’s the word
Stranger 1: say it
Stranger 2: cunt, of course.
Stranger 1: why not just call me a slut, it’s still a slur and i happen to like it
Stranger 2: e.g. she's a real malignant cunt.
Stranger 2: nah, the whole point is to call you something that annoys you the most.
Stranger 2: I had a gf that HATED that word.
Stranger 2: and I'd drop that on her if she got under my skin
Stranger 1: oops type i meant *and i happen to hate it
Stranger 1: you’re a dick
Stranger 2: yeah, and?
Stranger 1: i like that.
Stranger 2: neat.
Stranger 2: anywho...
Stranger 2: :)
Stranger 1: im growing on you.
Stranger 1: so anyways
Stranger 2: you have your charms, certainly.
Stranger 1: is your dick big or not
Stranger 2: compared to what?
Stranger 1: is it bigger than 6 inches
Stranger 1: yes or no
Stranger 2: long or around?
Stranger 2: answer, yes.
Stranger 1: long, duh
Stranger 1: interesting
Stranger 2: I've found that the girth is the bigger issue at hand.
Stranger 2: there's been... interesting... happenings with that
Stranger 1: mhmm.
Stranger 2: literally cannot use a condom because of that.
Stranger 1: okay SO -
Stranger 1: anyways
Stranger 2: hahaha
Stranger 2: right
Stranger 1: what??
Stranger 2: nice segue
Stranger 1: i got bored of the hu
Stranger 1: big dick topic
Stranger 2: ok
Stranger 1: oh did that hurt
Stranger 2: did what hurt?
Stranger 1: nothing
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 1: anyways
Stranger 2: I never made it up to the bay area.
Stranger 2: I wanted to take the 1 all the way up the coast when I was out there.
Stranger 2: but part of it was closed and blah blah
Stranger 1: which one is the 1 again
Stranger 2: PCH
Stranger 2: the cliffy dealy on the coast
Stranger 1: OH
Stranger 1: okay
Stranger 1: kinda
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 2: well, in LA it's Malibu n Ventura and whatever..
Stranger 2: get out past Santa Barbara and it's decent
Stranger 1: how was la when u lived there
Stranger 2: I was mostly based in Ventura, my first taste of extreme heat
Stranger 2: got up to 117 inland a few times that summer
Stranger 1: yeeesh
Stranger 2: go up the oil roads into the mountains...
Stranger 2: all the city lights are blocked
Stranger 2: and you can see the milky way
Stranger 2: it was incredible
Stranger 1: i think the hottest experienced living here was 106?
Stranger 1: that sounds beautiful
Stranger 2: I don't even get a view that good here
Stranger 2: too much light pollution
Stranger 2: HURR DURR WE GOTTA HAVE A BIG TOWN EVERY 10 MILES DURRRRRRRR
Stranger 2: :(
Stranger 1: the only good view here is the moon thru my bedside window
Stranger 1: lmao
Stranger 2: I could probably get close in certain parts of the national forest, but you're always within 10 miles of some kind of light pollution.
Stranger 2: I hate it.
Stranger 1: i want to explore a national forest
Stranger 1: ive been to one
Stranger 1: and it was point reyes
Stranger 2: north of the city, yeah
Stranger 1: like twice, 2nd grade fieldtrip and again when i was 14
Stranger 2: any redwoods in that one?
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 1: uhh yes
Stranger 2: "Yarp"
Stranger 1: we saw these huge banana slugs
Stranger 2: when I was on the beach everyone saw my huge banana hammock.
Stranger 1: and this bear cave
Stranger 1: i-
Stranger 1: lmao
Stranger 2: yeah
Stranger 2: one of her friends was like... :o
Stranger 2: hilarity ensued.
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 2: good times.
Stranger 1: so ANYways-
Stranger 1: we were supposed to go whale watching but the whales weren’t out i guess
Stranger 1: :(
Stranger 2: womp womp
Stranger 1: i just wanna see whales swim irl
Stranger 1: they’re son pretty
Stranger 1: *so
Stranger 2: I saw a pod of dolphins when I was in Maryland.
Stranger 2: just putzin around about 500 feet off shore
Stranger 2: watched em from my hotel balcony
Stranger 1: every year we’d get an amusement park seaskn pass and we saw dolphins all the time so they’re not that special to me
Stranger 2: makes sense
Stranger 2: I'm not a coastal inhabitant.
Stranger 1: id like to live off the coast
Stranger 1: im scared of the ocean tho
Stranger 1: what am i not scared of
Stranger 2: I went into the water a lot when I was out there.
Stranger 2: up to my neck in 63 degree water.
Stranger 2: so nice.
Stranger 1: up to your neck???
Stranger 1: and you're like fuckin 7 ft tall
Stranger 1: no thx
Stranger 2: I'm a strong swimmer.
Stranger 2: and I know how to deal with rip currents, nbd
Stranger 1: i can only go thigh deep
Stranger 1: other than nope
Stranger 2: I love the cold water though.
Stranger 1: *other than that nope
Stranger 2: mid-summer florida, the water is like 90 degrees.
Stranger 2: yick
Stranger 1: ew florida
Stranger 2: I want to jump in the ocean to cool off
Stranger 2: not sweat
Stranger 1: same! i love cold water
Stranger 1: less cuter outfits to wear
Stranger 1: but still
Stranger 1: i meant cold water and weather*
Stranger 2: yeah, I'm outside in 50s with a t-shirt if I'm doing anything other than sitting.
Stranger 2: "I wash my balls in ice water!" - defiant Russian before he gets whacked
Stranger 1: anything lower than 70 is considered cold
Stranger 2: there maybe.
Stranger 2: it's not cold here until there's snow.
Stranger 1: sometimes i think about if
Stranger 1: one day it snowed here
Stranger 1: everything will be canceled
Stranger 2: takes about 6" here before things start to slow down
Stranger 2: or a major ice storm
Stranger 1: it slows down here during rain showers
Stranger 2: reasonable if it hasn't rained in a while
Stranger 2: oil on the pavement makes it slick at first
Stranger 1: i honestly can’t think of the last time it rained
Stranger 1: i wish it rained more here
Stranger 1: ~said everybody here
Stranger 2: /nod
Stranger 2: I had her out here one time...
Stranger 2: she's like, "everything is so green!"
Stranger 2: it was april and the trees didn't even have leaves yet.
Stranger 1: lmao
Stranger 1: honestly id be like that too
Stranger 1: i get so happy
Stranger 1: when it rains and the grass turns green, so that way the cows have green grass to eat :)
Stranger 1: i see a lot of cows omw to work
Stranger 2: mmm, cows
Stranger 2: tasty animal.
Stranger 1: they’re cute
Stranger 1: im not a bug red meat eater
Stranger 1: *big lol
Stranger 2: I rather enjoy it.
Stranger 2: but I'm a man, I'm supposed to, blah blah
Stranger 1: only when my mom cooks home dishes from her country or my dad’s that have red meat
Stranger 2: from her country...
Stranger 2: orly?
Stranger 1: i am not white
Stranger 2: well I figured that out long ago too
Stranger 1: lol when
Stranger 2: where's the old lady from
Stranger 1: el salvador, my dad’s from mexico
Stranger 2: /nod
Stranger 1: is it when i talked about possibly being. the only one to be a college graduate
Stranger 2: no
Stranger 1: when?
Stranger 2: well maybe 5%
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 2: combination of factors
Stranger 2: height, speech patterns, hair and other phys attributes, etc...
Stranger 2: I will say I thought black at first, but Cali pretty much cinched it.
Stranger 1: 98% when i said thick
Stranger 2: 乇乂ㄒ尺卂　ㄒ卄丨匚匚
Stranger 1: speech patterns???
Stranger 2: /nod
Stranger 2: it's what made me think black at first.
Stranger 1: hmm i guess
Stranger 2: reminded me of someone else I knew a long time ago.
Stranger 1: i don’t remember what words in used
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 2: not really words...
Stranger 2: well, some slang... white women never use here, ever.
Stranger 2: but yeah...
Stranger 1: hmmm
Stranger 2: I knew from the get go you weren't white, lol.
Stranger 1: honestly when i knew you were white
Stranger 1: when u said u didn’t have a smartphone
Stranger 2: hahahaha
Stranger 1: lmao
Stranger 2: that might be the funniest shit I've heard in months.
Stranger 1: thank u thank u, i hardly try
Stranger 1: 😌
Stranger 2: but now that I think about it... wtf
Stranger 2: walk me through that one, please.
Stranger 1: hmm
Stranger 1: idk i just knew u were white
Stranger 2: what about not having a smartphone indicates that
Stranger 1: the only other person i know who has a flipphone is my mom but she’s real old
Stranger 1: when u mentioned about the tracking and stuff i guess
Stranger 1: IDK
Stranger 2: tracking animals...
Stranger 2: because only white people hunt, I see how it is...
Stranger 2: :p
Stranger 1: that’s kinda true tho
Stranger 1: wait no
Stranger 1: one of my brothers hunts
Stranger 1: the two of them are fishermen
Stranger 2: I've never shot an animal in my life.
Stranger 1: neither have i
Stranger 1: and i don’t want to
Stranger 2: I would if my survival depended on it, sure.
Stranger 2: but for sport, meh.
Stranger 1: i don’t think i can
Stranger 1: im a baby
Stranger 2: I like venison and all, but do I want to sit in the woods for 5 hours without moving... no.
Stranger 2: nah, I'll sit on the porch with a shotgun and blast one if I really needed to.
Stranger 1: guns kind if scare me
Stranger 2: broad daylight, HURR DURR IMMA DEER IMMA GO OVER THERE NAO
Stranger 1: and i dont think i should be trusted w one
Stranger 2: ok, you do you Ms. Doe
Stranger 1: lmao
Stranger 1: shut up
Stranger 2: I don't personally keep one.
Stranger 2: too easy to eat a barrel
Stranger 2: but I will shoot the shit out of other people's
Stranger 2: at a target
Stranger 1: what do you mean eat a barrel?
Stranger 2: suicide
Stranger 1: i don’t have the balls to do gun influenced suicide
Stranger 2: it's messy as fuck, most women wouldn't
Stranger 1: i’d probably do the od w drugs
Stranger 2: but, it is quick and low chance of failure.
Stranger 2: too many .webms I've seen
Stranger 2: guys painting the wall red. sad.
Stranger 1: i love myself too much to kms so
Stranger 1: ew
Stranger 2: yeah, messy.
Stranger 1: ive watched crime scene clean ups on yt before
Stranger 2: I saw pictures of this girl in a bathtub...
Stranger 1: stop right there
Stranger 2: ok.
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 1: pls ):
Stranger 1: ok rhx
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 2: strange things happen when you sit in water for a long time... let's leave it at that
Stranger 1: EW
Stranger 1: don’t you like inflate
Stranger 2: eh... to an extent
Stranger 2: more interesting was what happened to the skin
Stranger 1: ew
Stranger 1: EW
Stranger 1: shut up pls
Stranger 2: yeaaaaah
Stranger 1: lmao
Stranger 2: but yeah... things, stuff
Stranger 2: no shortage of gore on the net
Stranger 2: goodifyings are my favorite, though
Stranger 2: mostly because they deserved it.
Stranger 1: i used to watch gorey stuff
Stranger 1: like uh best gore or whatever that site’s called
Stranger 2: there was liveleak too
Stranger 1: but i got squeamish w blood all of a sudden
Stranger 1: oh yeah that too
Stranger 2: they obviously got shoahed
Stranger 2: SHUT IT DOWN
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 1: idk your name
Stranger 2: circumstances behind their closure were odd...
Stranger 2: my name
Stranger 2: I can do the Phil Anselmo bit and scream: 'REVOLUTION IS MAAHHHHHH NAYUUM"
Stranger 1: you seem like a Matt
Stranger 2: matt? no.
Stranger 1: well i tried
Stranger 1: every matt i knew was a dick so
Stranger 2: if the moniker fits, eh
Stranger 2: thanks.
Stranger 2: everyone I've ever known with the name Dave is either flake, creep, or holier-than-thou douchebag... except for one.
Stranger 1: yes!
Stranger 1: oh also robert
Stranger 2: The Boberts I've known have been ok.
Stranger 2: Dave just sticks in my craw tho
Stranger 1: all Chris’ are funny
Stranger 1: i don’t make the rules
Stranger 2: right, right
Stranger 1: so it’s definitely not Chris
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